Scoble Shnoble: who’s who

Check out
http://scoblerizer.wordpress.com/ versus
http://scobleizer.wordpress.com/.

That’s Just another little reminder from the universe that URIs were never designed for humans. And that identify theft is all-too-easy online.

It’s somewhat amusing … whoever started the scoble-like blog started blogging on April 13, 2006 with a classic “I’m blogging at last” post, and apparently ended that all-too-brief flirtation just two days later, on April 17.

Someone probably warned him/her that identify theft, even in the blogging world, is a bad idea.

LOL: price of a sparkplug

Just got this email:

HELLO,

COULD YU KINDLY LET ME KNOW THE UNIT PRICE OF THIS SPARK PLUG …..
Model: 5466
SKU: 578096…SPARK PLUG..
AWAITING FR YOUR RESPONSE ASAP,

BEST REGARD,
SUSAN LOPEZ

Hrm … I better get back to her on that right away.

Chocolate bunny




Chocolate bunny

Originally uploaded by johnkoetsier

Aidan recently entered a coloring contest at a local store.

The prize was a 5 kilogram chocolate Easter bunny, and Aidan was 100% sure he was going to win.

Sure enough, on Friday last week we got a call from the store. Aidan, Ethan, and I went down and picked up the bunny, which is bigger than Aidan.

As soon as I saw it, I was thinking … hmm … probably from China, the chocolate probably tastes like wax. Actually, it was made in Montreal, and the chocolate - while not exactly gourmet - is not bad at all.

Good thing it’s hollow, but I still have no clue how we’re going to eat it all!

Non-chocolate bunnyHere’s a shot of him actually inside the box …

Now the question is: what on earth are we going to do with 5 kilograms of milk chocolate?

Anybody want some chocolate, cheap?

In the dude-change-the-name category

change nameI was assiduously building my network on LinkedIn today when I noticed the “new people from Premier” (my current company). Knowing that the “new people” are almost never from the Premier that I’m from, I obediently checked, only to find these people …

They include an unfortunate individual in the position of interim manager named Dick Slob.

I submit that he should run, not walk, to the nearest hall of officialdom where name-changing occurs. His first name is an epithet; his last a slur.

You can’t make stuff like this up - it’s just too good. Were his parents Serbs named Slobodan? Did they want to disavow connections with the infamous Milosevic? Did they think it was just easier to spell?

Guaranteed: he changes the name, the interim comes off his title.

:-)

Aidan.com

Just overheard in the dining room …

Teresa (my wife):

“Aidan, what’s your address?”

Aidan (my 4-year-old son):

“Aidan.com”

Funny little man … funny little man.

Leaked!


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Ephemera


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